the twisted gardens of the mind

entitlements of the day

dear people of earth,

you are not entitled to make it through the light. stop honking your horn fuck-wad. wait your goddamn turn.

you are not entitled to that parking spot. i couldn’t move any further up, and it wasn’t even a spot anyway, so suck it.

you are not entitled to know what is happening on the other side of the freeway. stop rubbernecking, ass-hats.

you are not entitled to have a post office experience free of line. knock off your bitching.

you are not entitled to in the fastest lanes at all times, so quit swerving your car all the fuck over the place, shit-head.

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